Saturday, December 10, 2005
this is what you get when your brother has a sensitive olfactory system.
no pets with fur, his external nares will get irritated and itchy.
the fleas might get stuck within the internal nares.
germs that spread rabies or the likes might get inhaled and stick onto his adenoids, causing his entire face to inflate until it is twice its original size.
when the creature expels air forcibly from the mouth and nose in an explosive, spasmodic involuntary action resulting chiefly from irritation of its own nasal mucous membrane, droplets of goo sail towards your brother's delicate trachea. into the bronchus. past the bronchioles. and splatters all over his alveoli, causing a massive volcanic gigantic LUNG ATTACK.
his lungs convulse in resistance, his eyes widen in terror as he senses that the inevitable is fast approaching. and with one last violent gag, he spits out an entire lung. a faint grin spreads across his face.
so okay, no big deal, mother washes out the lung and gives it back to brother to swallow.
and you will await the next lung attack with anticipation and composure.
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i cant have a pet because of my
faint heart.
HAHAHAHAHA.
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10:27 AM
reach for
the stars(:
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